Tuesday, March 8, 2011

(Only funny purpose)
Bra as Swine Flue Mask
Swine flue? Need masks, you tried visiting various medical stores and shops selling medical accessories.
You could not get , do not worry.
Take used or old Bra (even in case of emergency just buy the new one)
Cut the front strip and use as mask.
This will give you full protection from virus.
Swine flue viruses may have greater affinity towards such masks. Do not worry they just cling to the very outer layer of the mask and never like to enter the filth of the body beyond mask, when the outer as well as inner side area is cozier.
Recent researches have shown the very encouraging results using Bra masks.
Once the epidemic over those who had purchased the new Bras and used them as masks , they can re use them as Bra with few stitches.
Bra making companies are soon coming with Bra cum mask types of product that can be used either way, mask as well as usual…..covering….
Even those using such types of masks , with constant good feelings, have found their immunity level increased. Results are encouraging.
Especially old male users, with decreased age related immunity are quite comfortable with such masks; they are feeling much energetic after using such …some senior citizens have decided to continue its use even after flue is eradicated. They are of opinion even normal use can save them from other pollutants.
Such masks are not so acceptable amongst females they say why to use third cup when they are already using two. We females are a deadliest virus too, swine virus kya beegaad lega?
Black marketers and hoarders are seen active buying and storing the stocks of Bras to be used when the epidemic will be at peak.
Govt is too, contacting Bra making companies to divert their consignments of stock directly to the nearest hospitals instead of market.
In the rural areas , where Bras are not used as fashion accessories. City based women organizations are being encouraged to collect the used and discarded Bras for the benefits of rural masses.
Media smells a deep conspiracy ….. Bra manufacturers ……behind the swine virus. Investigations are on.
Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s largestwaterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?”
A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.He said, my strength is my wife.My weakness is my neighbours wife.Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.Threat comes when I myself go out
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.
Tell me an example. Student : I love u – u love your daughter – so I love your daughter.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Master Words:-Good Decison Comes From ExperienceBut,Experience ComesFrom Bad Decison...!good morningRavipal Reddy
Smooth road never make good driver.Clear sky never make good pilot.Problem free life never make a good person.Life is a challenge Face it.RPR
Honest lines: Don't feel for who's going away from U, but keep this in mind, don't give chance for lovable ones to go away from u . .
"change"is a nature of life. But "challenge" is a Aim of life... So always "challenge the changes" not "change the challenge"...
A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep...But horror is when it hugs you back.
Smile-is an address of life.Smile-is a way to get successSmile-is to win the hearts.Smile-improves your personality.So Smile-always.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

''SMILE'' is not a single word.it is a beautiful sentence. ' S'peak' M'ore' I'n' L'ess' E'nergy.. So always keep Smiling...Ravipalreddy
Search a good heart but not search a beautiful face . Beautiful things are not always good. But good things are always beautiful... Ravipalreddy
Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed. (Proverbs 12:24)"
Heavy rains reminds of challengs in lifeNever ask for a lighter rainJust pray for a better umbrellaThat is the attitude. gd mrngRavipalreddy
Life is Beautiful- One Day- One Hour- One MinIt's not come Again so plz- Avoid Fight- Avoid Angry- Speak LovelySpread SmileRpreddy
Its easy to say I LOVE Ubut hard to get love from the one u love,its easy to say I HATE Ubut hard to hate the ONE whom u love.Ravipalreddy

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Wen u feel aloneWen nobody is vth u
Wen nobody is near u
Wen u miss evrybody,
Tat meansU r in,
'TOILET';)=
A cotton wool flying in air is due to its luck.But a bird flying n air s its efforts.So dont worry if luck doesnt support you.Efforts are yours
The big similarity between first love & first drop of rain
- You cant escape from both...Gud morning:)visit www.apcompete.com
Read each word 4rm Ri8 Side
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rotcoD
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Challenge!No one can do this.
If any one do this, i wil recharg their num with 50/-
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Talents will take you to the high position. But good character only helps you to maintain high position.Be always Genuine & Win all the hearts

Your true character is most accurately measured by how u treat those who can do nothing for u. Good night sweet dreams:)

If Ur eyes arepositive..U will like theworld..!
If Ur tongue ispositive..The world willlike U..


"Everything is valuable only in two situations : First :- Before getting it....Second :- After losing it....So,don't miss your dear one's.

Real touching wrds 4m a frnd.."U taught me How 2 luv, How 2 laugh, How 2 cry, but when u r leaving me plz teach me..How 2 be ALONE..


I May Hurt U For Few Reasons But I always like U for Endless Reasons.Bcoz I Have One Good Reason That U r My Ever valuable friend in my life..

Don't be upset if peple preferred another one than U
It's hard to convince the monkey that strawberries are sweeter than bananas ;)


Benifits of Smiling..1) yoU lookbeautiful2) Burn calories3) Lips never godry4) Relieve stress5) make face muscle strongkeep smiling..


Do You Know The Expansion of "LAPTOP....!"
Lightweight Analytical Platform Total Optimized Power.

Whenever u feel or failed, say these Words.,
"I AM NOT FAILED, MY SUCCESS JUST POSTPONED"....
Life can be happier stressless if we remember one simple thought:
"we cannot have all that we desire,but God will give us all that we deserve"
We spend our days.waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us.But What we forget is that,Paths are made by walkingnot by waiting



Time decides whom you meet in life.
Your heart decides whom u want in life.
But
Your behaviour decides who will stay in ur life. GOOD eve




1Apple/day=no doctor,1Egg/day=no cancer,1Lemon/day=no fat,1Cup of milk/day =no bone problems,3 litres water/day=no diseases..


The best relationship in world is when u hold the hand of the person.. &the person walks with u without asking..."Where & Why...'' :-):-)



The best pair in the world is SMILE and CRY.
They won't meet each other at a time.
If they meet,that is the BEST moment in your life.


In this Beautiful Morning, put an end to your Yesterday's Sorrows and Welcome the arise of New Joys with a Smiling Face... happy morning...
Being a friend isnt easy bcoz its not just about sharing joke,a talk,a cup of coffe or story it means sharing the most honest part of yourself.
Future isn't,What we planned for tomorrow....It's the result of what we do today.... Do the best in present.Enjoy the future.
Its easy to say I LOVE Ubut hard to get love from the one u love,its easy to say I HATE Ubut hard to hate the ONE whom u love.
"If You're Depressed Confused or Hurt, don't Worry. Look in the Mirror, You'll Find the Best Person to Solve Your Problem..Trust Yourself"
Great quoto:No one knows, What he can do till he tries....-Publilius Syrus. So,keep trying. Success is waiting for you.
walking alone isnt difficult !!! but when we have walked a mile with someone, then coming back alone is difficult........ !!
Meaning ful sentence:
''Love doesnt come wen u meet a person, it come's wen u think abt tat person'' Its true....Good mrng:-)
"Everyone shows more love nd care in d beginning of any relationship but most doesnt shows in maintaining it"gud mrng
Experience makes1 Modified. Training makes1 Qualified.But, Involment Alone Makes Everything Satisfied, So Do All Work With Involvement.
Chanakya's quote : "Dont be too honest because straight trees are cut first, honest people are blamed first". Be flexible..

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Life is long travel.on the way v meet many persons.but some one lives our heart forever.without our permission..! Like ur friendship.!Ravipal Reddy
Funny Fact: Day by day nothing changes. But,when you see back everything is different. Have a nice day. Visit www.apcompete.com
"GOD has time to listen.Do u have time to pray?"

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Heros r writing exams.Q.No1 Write u r flop movies.AnsVenki:GeminiNag:BossChiru:MrugarajuMahesh:BobbyBalakrishna:Aditional plzSmile plz
If u r really want to give someone a gift, try to give u r time and attention. "A loving heart doesn't expect anything more than that. "Keep Smiling.
Venkat to his Servent:Go & water the plantsServent:Its already raining sirVenkat:So what, Take an umbrella and go.Keep SmilingRavipalReddy

Saturday, February 19, 2011

My Msgs are Just Like "MooN"OneDay it "Increase"OneDay it "Decrease"May Be OneDay it "Disappear"ButNever "Dies" any time it Come Back".RPR

Short but Fantasticrequest.....!
"'Try to keep that person happy always, whom You see everyday in the Mirror...'":-)

Ravipal Reddy

Friend is not just a word!

Not only a relationship

Its A silent promise

which says

"I WILL B WITH U"

Whatever

Whenever

Wherever

However

forever

Friday, February 18, 2011

A man to a doct:Is there any medicine for long life.
Doct: Get married.
Man: Will it help..?
Doct: No, but it will avoid such thoughts....
Friends r like injections.They may sometime give u pain but the intention is always to cure ur problem
visit www.apcompete.comRavipal Reddy
"GOD has time to listen.
Do u have time to pray?"
check u r self.
Ravipal Reddy

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.
You r invited to my daughter marriage on 18/2/11at 10:54am Venue: Mekala Venkatesh function hall, Bahadur pally, Near Mahindra satyam computers, Hyd.
From R.Venkateshem, 9246105974, Sec-bad