(Only funny purpose)
Bra as Swine Flue Mask
Swine flue? Need masks, you tried visiting various medical stores and shops selling medical accessories.
You could not get , do not worry.
Take used or old Bra (even in case of emergency just buy the new one)
Cut the front strip and use as mask.
This will give you full protection from virus.
Swine flue viruses may have greater affinity towards such masks. Do not worry they just cling to the very outer layer of the mask and never like to enter the filth of the body beyond mask, when the outer as well as inner side area is cozier.
Recent researches have shown the very encouraging results using Bra masks.
Once the epidemic over those who had purchased the new Bras and used them as masks , they can re use them as Bra with few stitches.
Bra making companies are soon coming with Bra cum mask types of product that can be used either way, mask as well as usual…..covering….
Even those using such types of masks , with constant good feelings, have found their immunity level increased. Results are encouraging.
Especially old male users, with decreased age related immunity are quite comfortable with such masks; they are feeling much energetic after using such …some senior citizens have decided to continue its use even after flue is eradicated. They are of opinion even normal use can save them from other pollutants.
Such masks are not so acceptable amongst females they say why to use third cup when they are already using two. We females are a deadliest virus too, swine virus kya beegaad lega?
Black marketers and hoarders are seen active buying and storing the stocks of Bras to be used when the epidemic will be at peak.
Govt is too, contacting Bra making companies to divert their consignments of stock directly to the nearest hospitals instead of market.
In the rural areas , where Bras are not used as fashion accessories. City based women organizations are being encouraged to collect the used and discarded Bras for the benefits of rural masses.
Media smells a deep conspiracy ….. Bra manufacturers ……behind the swine virus. Investigations are on.